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Wednesday, September 28, 2005 

scent logic

Let us imagine a straight guy for now. He chooses a perfume/scent that HE likes; that is he likes the smell of it and hence chooses it. This guy, lets call him A, does not go near the ladies perfume section as the scents are too feminine. That is he likes a masculine scent such as musk or the like.
Now, let us imagine a straight woman. She chooses a perfume/scent that SHE likes; that is she likes the smell and hence chooses it. This girl, named B does not go to the male perfume section as the the scents are too masculine. That is she likes a feminine scent such as vanilla or lavender or the like.
Now let us imagine that this straight guy and straight girl go for a straight date. As expected, both A and B are very keen about this date, and are eager to try out their new respective scents, the masculine scent for the guy and the feminine scent for the madam.
Now, imagine these two meet up, and they each get the other's respective scent. Our guy A refused to buy a feminine scent, and the lady B refused to buy a masculine scent.
Thus, it defies logic that a woman should wear a feminine scent and a man should wear a masculine scent, as each of them dont like the other's respective scent.
Thus, for olfactory attraction, which is key, acknowledging the fact that we evolved from animals like gorillas which sense heat periods in females by scent; and the fact that we are closely related to dog's which still smell the opposite sex's ass; we should be more attracted to the person that wears a masculine scent if we were a guy, as that was what we bought in the first place as it was the scent we liked. The same goes for the woman, that is she should be the attracted to the person who wears the feminine scent as it was what she bought from the shop because she liked it.

Conclusion-> A man must wear a feminine scent to attract a woman, and a woman must wear a masculine scent to attract a man.

Points of caution->
1)The above theory works only for straight men and woman. I have no personal peeve against homosexuals.
2)The above should be taken under the context of culture. Perhaps years od cultural upbringing and peer-pressure have taken their toll on the respective definitions of "masculine" and "feminine"; though many variances of the two terms are possible.
3)And this is the most important; the above psot was meant as a joke. If you do take it seriously, I suggest you see a psychiatrist or commit suicide. I dont want to hear any points abt suicide being morally wrong or against God. God made you...so commit suicide for all I care. Just dont torture me to suicide.

Thank you.

You have outdone yourself man! Random ki Jai Ho!!! Maked sense also. :) Wow! *ROTFL*

loool B wouldnt u be better off studying? seriously wth is all this ?!
plus women do like "masculine" scents but they like them on men they dont like buying them :P

LOL...!! That was quite nice! n yeah...women like the 'masculine' scents on the men!or then...we'd be havin a world of homosexuals! Write more...!!

Oh yeah, Bharat, one more thing..what is the meaning of life?

Well, it cannot be 42 as it goes against the basic theoram of calculus which states that the integration of the differentiable variabe is differentiated by the integral of the sum of the series of log(sin(tan(cosec-1 42))).
Thus, if you consider the particular motion of random particles in a cyclotron and multiple it by the number of seconds it takes for a DNA to reproduce itself, we will get closer to the value of which man has been struggling for eternity; as it is simply the basic histogram of the Markonikoff's rule which states that semiconductors are semi because they are'nt full-conductors; thus we can arrive at the fact that societies keep changing randomly due to neuronal imbalances in the nervous system.

Thank you

Good, good! But not as random as your usual stuff. But I'll put that down to lack of sleep.
Nighty night!

sexy!!!!

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