eternal questions
Some eternal questions with no answers (yet)
1)If a question can be answered, for how long can an answer be questioned?
2)If the egg came first, who layed the chicken?
3)How dark is the sun?
4)How deep can a shallow person get?
5)How deep is the sky?
6)How scientific are engineers?
7)How refreshed is an insomniac?
8)How does Bharat spout so much bullshit?
9)How many days in a minute?
10)What does a werewolf use to brush his/her teeth.
11)Will Bharat ever stop?
13)How white is black?
14)Can Arnold Scwarzenegger beat up Rajnikanth?
15)Did you notice that I missed a number somewhere?
16)How drunk can a stoned person get?
17)What happens if you blow against the wind?
18)What happened to the where that is the why?
Yenjoi.
update-
Two more questions.
19)Can a marriage broker get divorced?
20)Births end with deaths. So can deaths end with births?
Nilesh "Niles" Sharma hath dared to answer the questions.
I here be posting them.
Simply because I have the power to do so. And I m bored.
1. thats a good question with a answer not applicable to this good question.
2.actually what happened is...egg n chicken aer two frens...one female n other male..they liked each other so much that they got laid!
3.that depends o your complexion..if the father is dark...then sun also will be dark unless the wife is fair.
4. it depends how deep is the water..
5.sky is so deep because deep is so sky!
6.u canno compare eng with a sci. calculator.
7.depends how much he drinks b4 going to sleep.
8.u eat lot of fodder!
9.this is actually very e.c! see..one day has 1440 mins...so in 1440 mins ..in a day...oops..they are inversly proportional. with prop'ty const k.
10.werewolf uses wire to brush his teeth. he can be called as wirewolf!
11.stop? stop what?
12.n/a
13.if black=white, then white is black.
14. never
15. yes u missed al the numbers after 18..
16.come with me to the bar!
17.pungent smelling bad smell.
18.wehre did the why go n why did what followed for what?
1)If a question can be answered, for how long can an answer be questioned?
2)If the egg came first, who layed the chicken?
3)How dark is the sun?
4)How deep can a shallow person get?
5)How deep is the sky?
6)How scientific are engineers?
7)How refreshed is an insomniac?
8)How does Bharat spout so much bullshit?
9)How many days in a minute?
10)What does a werewolf use to brush his/her teeth.
11)Will Bharat ever stop?
13)How white is black?
14)Can Arnold Scwarzenegger beat up Rajnikanth?
15)Did you notice that I missed a number somewhere?
16)How drunk can a stoned person get?
17)What happens if you blow against the wind?
18)What happened to the where that is the why?
Yenjoi.
update-
Two more questions.
19)Can a marriage broker get divorced?
20)Births end with deaths. So can deaths end with births?
Nilesh "Niles" Sharma hath dared to answer the questions.
I here be posting them.
Simply because I have the power to do so. And I m bored.
1. thats a good question with a answer not applicable to this good question.
2.actually what happened is...egg n chicken aer two frens...one female n other male..they liked each other so much that they got laid!
3.that depends o your complexion..if the father is dark...then sun also will be dark unless the wife is fair.
4. it depends how deep is the water..
5.sky is so deep because deep is so sky!
6.u canno compare eng with a sci. calculator.
7.depends how much he drinks b4 going to sleep.
8.u eat lot of fodder!
9.this is actually very e.c! see..one day has 1440 mins...so in 1440 mins ..in a day...oops..they are inversly proportional. with prop'ty const k.
10.werewolf uses wire to brush his teeth. he can be called as wirewolf!
11.stop? stop what?
12.n/a
13.if black=white, then white is black.
14. never
15. yes u missed al the numbers after 18..
16.come with me to the bar!
17.pungent smelling bad smell.
18.wehre did the why go n why did what followed for what?
Am sure that post came out of utter boredom and an overdose of randomness...! But i have answers to 2 questions.
"8)How does Bharat spout so much bullshit?"
Some people are born naturals ;-)
"11)Will Bharat ever stop?"
We wouldn't want him to!
LOL
Posted by
Divs |
February 16, 2006 1:01 PM
answers to the following questions set by prof. Bharat! ans by peon.nilesh
1. thats a good question with a answer not applicable to this good question.
2.actually what happened is...egg n chicken aer two frens...one female n other male..they liked each other so much that they got laid!
3.that depends o your complexion..if the father is dark...then sun also will be dark unless the wife is fair.
4. it depends how deep is the water..
5.sky is so deep because deep is so sky!
6.u canno compare eng with a sci. calculator.
7.depends how much he drinks b4 going to sleep.
8.u eat lot of fodder!
9.this is actually very e.c!
see..one day has 1440 mins...so in 1440 mins ..in a day...oops..they are inversly proportional. with prop'ty const k.
10.werewolf uses wire to brush his teeth. he can be called as wirewolf!
11.stop? stop what?
12.n/a
13.if black=white, then white is black.
14. never
15. yes u missed al the numbers after 18..
16.come with me to the bar!
17.pungent smelling bad smell.
18.wehre did the why go n why did what followed for what?
enjoyed!
Posted by
Nilz |
February 17, 2006 10:48 AM
I was falling from the chair! Neil at his best! That was brilliant machan! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... !
Posted by
Ram |
February 18, 2006 1:37 AM
Hilarious!! so the eternal questions have found their eternal answers!
-medhavi
Posted by
Anonymous |
February 18, 2006 12:40 PM
eternal questions have not been eternally answered.
for them to be eternally answered, there should be an eternal being that eternally answers questions...
ps-nice one nilesh (Y)
Posted by
tsb |
February 18, 2006 2:14 PM
eternal is actually maternal...but wthout the paternal love..in fact...witout paternal love there won't be any eternal...maternal can't give birth to eternal alone...
m crappin'
Posted by
Nilz |
February 20, 2006 11:32 AM
Nil!! yes, u were crappin....but i still laughed!!
Posted by
Divs |
February 20, 2006 12:19 PM
tsb is apparently studyin... good citizens of the world, tell him to UPDATE!
Posted by
Divs |
February 21, 2006 8:16 AM