Simple Complications.: random poem.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

random poem.

spontaneous crap to form a poem.
simply because i was told to update the blog.
meh...

One fine morning in the fog,
I stepped off the road for a bit of a jog,
Stumbled and fell over a log,
Got bitten in the ass by a big black dog.

Worried about contracting rabies,
And passing it on to my wife's babies,
I held up a tea shop for some jalebis,
And got beaten up by a bunch of crazies.

Contemplating morality in a hospital,
Bacteria stimulating my thoughts rational,
I decided to hold a recital,
On random thoughts of interests, national.

The big day dawned and it was foggy again,
I jogged down again, but stayed on the lane,
Which was going to be my bane,
For with the black dog was a a big great dane.

Ran for my life and jumped in a lorry,
Hit the driver and mumbled sorry,
He didnt mind for he was a sardarji,
Laughed out loud and gave me a kachori.

Saying thanks, I took my seat,
Saw a dog at the sardarji's feet.
Eye to eye, we glared our teeth,
Perhaps he saw me as doggy treat.

to be continued (maybe)

8:03 PM | Permalink

HAHA...damn funny!
you have inspired me to update!!
i def want you to continue this! :D

Posted by tribanga | March 16, 2006 8:34 PM

You can be sure i laughed through that! LOL !! And yes, i want u to continue this...just like anu said!! And somoene was talking abt not being able to be random anymore?? gah...!

Posted by Divs | March 17, 2006 6:36 AM

from whence does this eloquence emerge?

Posted by Anonymous | March 17, 2006 8:41 AM

phunny+ bharat= ROFL!!!
man B...ur my inspiration!!

Posted by Nilz | March 17, 2006 9:09 AM

Brilliant!!!

Posted by Varsha | March 17, 2006 12:38 PM

There was never a doubt of my eloquence,
It's just that i ve very rarely made sense.
Perhaps i shall expand this rhyme,
Though i have doubts of public acceptance this time.
It's tough though, I've lost the train of thought,
And the paths I have to take now are danger-wrought.
I think I'll stop now, its become boring,
And ducking chappals all day is really damn tiring.

:D

Posted by tsb | March 18, 2006 3:02 PM

i still think u shud continue the rhyme! n u shouldn't bother abt public acceptance as long as there's self acceptance! Its your blog u know....

Posted by Divs | March 19, 2006 1:01 AM

Is there a method to this madness?

Wow!

That rabies line...TOO good man

*all hail HH TSB*

Posted by Nikhil | March 19, 2006 1:33 AM

omg!

i so love you now.

sit beside me sometime. :)

Posted by Sanaa | March 19, 2006 3:13 AM

LOL! i so want to know who posted as sanaa... great goin tsb!! I hope u din post that yourself ;-) but knowing u, its a possibility! Nik, if u did that...brilliant work!

Posted by Divs | March 19, 2006 9:19 AM

do not give up thy steed, my man;
for thence lies the thine 'public acceptance'- to be or not to ne was never the question but to try or not to try......

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2006 10:40 AM

UPDATE REQUIRED.....please we are dying for furthur sparks of meaningful eloquence!!!

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2006 10:51 AM

tsb seems to have an anonymous admirer dying for an update! ;-) wont someone join me in making this fact known to him in a more ELOQUENT manner!! lol... eloquent be the word of the day ;-) lol... way to go tsb!

Posted by Divs | March 19, 2006 1:52 PM

hahaha dudeee

i'm totally stealing this and posting it on my blog :P. i will credit u however.

- shai

Posted by Anonymous | March 19, 2006 11:35 PM

nice poem.

even nicer comments.

that is all :P

Posted by brown french dude | March 20, 2006 9:41 AM

god!!! this is so funny!! and who's that secret admirer of urs???

Posted by arvind caulagi | March 20, 2006 10:03 AM

lmao ! B honestly u should do this for a livingg :D cant believe i havent read ur blog in a while, now i know wat i've been missing :P lol

Posted by sush | March 21, 2006 9:04 AM

dunno what to say .... just wanted to say something ... guess my work here is done...

Posted by Ram | March 25, 2006 11:19 AM

vinay - you cud have said... UPDATE